not the average girl from your video ([info]turnsmileshift) wrote,
@ 2003-05-06 00:14:00
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Your Ultimate Purity Score Is...
CategoryYour Score Average
Self-Lovin'41.7%
When I think about you - or anyone - I touch myself		 58.9%
Shamelessness52.4%
It takes a couple of drinks		 74.8%
Sex Drive 36.8%
I got needs, baby, you gotta unnastan'!		72.6%
Straightness5.4%
Knows the other body type like a map		 37.4%
Gayness 83.9%
Repressed, are we?		 75.8%
Fucking Sick77%
Refreshingly normal		 86%
You are 51.92% pure
Average Score: 67%

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Re: The Results
[info]weezel365
2003-05-05 11:10 pm UTC (link)
This may get a little personal, so please don't be pissed at me if I say something out of line.
Here goes...

The percentage given is how pure of that particular genre you are. Over all, you are about 52% pure, meaning you're half a goodie-goodie. You have the dirty thoughts, bout doubtful you'd act them out.
Let's go over scores one by one, shall we?
Self Loving: 41.7% -- You like masturbation as much as the next guy. It's fun, and apparently, you have fun doing it.
Shamelessness: 52.4% -- You don't go around flaunting your shit and being an attention whore about what you've done, although you don't seem to be embarassed about it if someone asks.
Sex Drive: 36.8% -- You like to make the love. And what's wrong with that? More women need to share the puss. You should see how my girlfriendlees friends act. Poor bastards.
Straightness: 5.4% -- You know how to make a man understand that once he's gotten to where he wanted to be while asking you out to Chili's and X2, it was worth it.
Gayness: 83.9% -- Not into your same sex. Damn!
Fucking Sick: 77% -- What a man, a woman, and another woman with a penis do to a horse is their own business, and you really don't want any part of it.

Hope that helps.
I loved that poem, by the way.

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Re: The Results
[info]turnsmileshift
2003-05-06 06:46 pm UTC (link)
Now wait a minute ... that last line there, are you from IAM? Damn! I need to start catching up around here. Thank you.

Yeah, that's what I don't get about those scores ... I AM into girls, I AM quite shameless, and I'm a bit more "fucking sick" than the next guy, a little bit more than most people realize about me. I mean, I'm not into fucking animals, but some things would surprise some people ...

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